“I Can’t Afford to Be Here” Distressed Dad Hat – Broke. Bold. Still Showed Up. 💸🧢
This one’s for the people out here making overdraft look effortless. The “I Can’t Afford to Be Here” distressed dad hat says what everyone’s thinking but too scared to admit. Part of the Negative Collection, this hat blends raw honesty with sarcasm so smooth it deserves its own credit line.
Rock it to brunch, the bar, the gym—anywhere you know damn well your bank account said “nah.” The distressed finish adds just the right amount of IDGAF energy while you confidently fake financial stability in style.
🖤 Soft AF fabric with a broken-in look and feel
💥 Embroidered with blunt truth for max impact
🧢 Adjustable strap so you can flex regardless of funds
😂 Vibe: 100% broke, 1000% unbothered
Because we don’t do bad vibes—just brutal honesty and fire fits.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
