From the Negative Collection – Broke, but make it fashion.
You know the feeling—you’ve shown up, you look good, but your wallet’s somewhere crying in the corner. The “I Can’t Afford to Be Here” Rope Hat brings that brutally honest energy with a clean, classic structure and vintage rope detail across the bill. It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and style, made for those of us who keep showing up, even if our bank accounts say otherwise.
With a mid-profile crown, structured front panel, and snapback closure, it’s built for all-day comfort whether you’re out for drinks, dodging your bank app, or just trying to pretend you’ve got it together.
✔️ Classic structured fit with vintage rope accent
✔️ Embroidered “I Can’t Afford to Be Here” front and center
✔️ Part of the Negative Collection—where sarcasm meets style
✔️ Adjustable snapback to fit your head, not your budget
Because sometimes the truth hurts. But it looks damn good.
